Storm clouds already brewing!
Well, this tour is only 5 minutes old, and already there’s trouble:
Oop, where’s the butter here in the United lounge at LAX? This isn’t butter, this is a Superfund Clean-up site. In this box is enough Shedd’s Spread to kill an adult horse, and it’s not an option to the butter, it’s there INSTEAD OF THE BUTTER. I can only hope this is not a portent of things to come. I am making do with Cream Cheese for now, chewing through my tears.